Dont whiz on the electric fence

Some guy (whom apparently never saw Ren and Stimpy) peed on a PS2. Unfortunately for him the play station fought back knocked the guy unconscious. He was treated and released from a local hospital, PS 2's everywhere should stay inside until this guy is caught.

Read the whole story here.

Well they are called the geek squad...

OK here is the definition of geek:

1. a peculiar or otherwise dislikable person, esp. one who is perceived to be overly intellectual.
2. a computer expert or enthusiast (a term of pride as self-reference, but often considered offensive when used by outsiders.)
3. a carnival performer who performs sensationally morbid or disgusting acts, as biting off the head of a live chicken.

And as we all know geek's are often portrayed as sexually frustrated and lusting after the beautiful cheerleader. So when he is invited into the home of an attractive young woman how would have thought this would happen ...

Sounds like a good idea .... until you think about it

This sounds like a good idea on paper, but would you really want it on your car. If my car alarm malfunctioned while I was doing 60 mph it would be annoying but not the end of the world. If this new Fog Alarm malfunctions Im going to crash and burn. Its neat but I would never ever put it on my car.